Words of wisdom

Our technical project manager ponders the next quote he is going to scribe, apparently the following quotes are things I have said over the last few weeks

• "A lot of these problems are because you were wrong. In future...just be right" - cutting through the confusion that arose from one of his earlier ambiguous statements.
• "Always give in to temptation" - comments regarding how often to buy chips from the chippy.
• "Don't try and test me - I'm infallible" - response to an impertinent team member who had the audacity to ask a question.
• "That could be my new mission in life - to turn you into an alcoholic" - following the successful .NET migration, Gareth finds another worthwhile project to devote himself to - with Dafydd as the luck subject.